CAMPING

So I’m embarking on a canoe trip, and most people are worried about bloodthirsty bears/ blood thirsty woodland creatures when they go camping, right? WELL I’M NOT. WIIIMPS.
I made freinds with Igor Strucoskey, and if you haven’t heard of him he’s the head Viscious Animal Brigade (formerly known as the ‘HOLY SHIT I’M GUNNA EAT YOU CLUB’, but they were sued for copyright issues) when I sucked the venom from his snake bite the large brown bear had sustained while climbing a big ass rock.

oh, and the title is a lie. It’s 8:09 right now.